I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you never un-have a 4some
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
