If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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