I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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