Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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