You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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