Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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