found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Every concussion has its silver lining
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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