Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I fill condoms, not promises.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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