it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
ttyl tear gas
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
