My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.