at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
what day is it and did you see me today?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.