It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.