That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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