What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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