tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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