sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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