Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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