I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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