he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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