No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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