she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He passed out mid-signature
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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