well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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