Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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