I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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