im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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