Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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