I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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