yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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