please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Alive.
So much puke
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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