The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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