Whod you bang
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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