Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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