It's a beautiful day for a hangover
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My life is pants optional.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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