we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
FUCK WHALES
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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