Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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