Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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