Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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