New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
