i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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