trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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