I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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