69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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