i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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