It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
