if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
There's a naked man in my car right now.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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