like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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