Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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