Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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