ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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