What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
