hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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