Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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