If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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