Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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