Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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