Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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